Where Did All The Pigeons Go?
Mayor Ken Livingstone’s scheme to rid Trafalgar Square of pigeons has been extremely successful. So where have all the pigeons gone?
29% Guest presenter slot on Newsnight Review
15% Always wanted to visit Venice
8% Suing pedicurist
7% Writing memoirs
3% That infuriating tea advert
2% Auditioning for remake of The Birds, plotting revenge.