Thursday, September 02, 2004

Apology: It's Ackroyd's Fault

The lack of posts over the past week was owing to the author recovering from injuries sustained in a fist-fight with Peter Ackroyd over the origin of the term "mind the gap". For those thinking of taking on Ackroyd in the future, be advised that he bites.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying Mr Ackroyd gave you such a severe fisting that it
resulted in your body being so terribly traumatised you couldn't
even sit down to put a post up for the pleasure of your patrons?

Norman Lamont can indeed count himself a lucky man that Julian
Clary has but small hands!

Mike Oxphatt.

6:21 pm  
Blogger Will said...

Truer words were never spoken.

12:41 am  
Anonymous Toby Grant said...

I enjoyed reading your blog thanks

7:32 am  

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