Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Kubrick's War

Marxist guerrillas imported by Stanley Kubrick to add realism to the film Full Metal Jacket are still fighting the Vietnam War in Epping Forest. The guerrillas, borrowed from an insurgency in the Philippines, have recently claimed a breakthrough in their summer offensive, claiming almost a quarter of an acre from the groundsman with minimal casualties. If the clement September weather holds, an assault on the King's Oak public house is to be expected, or a fresh attempt to cut the strategically important north-south cycle route.

Peace talks brokered by Equity broke down in 2002 after the guerrillas learned their scenes had been left out of the final cut of the film.

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