And Now Over To Nostradamus For The Weather and Traffic
[Kolley Kibber, who has evidently been rooting through the recycling bins at the London Library again, has made an astonishing discovery ...]
A lost quatrain written by Nostradamus is believed to be a depiction of The City Of London.
"Vegetable fascination leads to the creation of a towering glass cucumis anguria, which is laughed at by all,
"A good service on all lines except red infuriates the suits,
"A snappy named French pantry will saturate the stale baguette market,
"The bowler hat will be slowly phased out."